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Name: Michael
Country: United States
State: New Mexico
Metro: Las Cruces
Birthday: 7/8/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: I LIKE TEXAS AND INTERESTING PEOPLE, BORING PEOPLE ARE JUST BORING. I LIKE WATCHING STAR WARS, ALTHOUGH I'M NOT A FANATIC WHO DRESSES UP AND I THINK EPISODE 1 AND 2 SUCKED. THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY SHOULD BE HELD BY ALL AS A HOLY RELIC.
Expertise: GIVING PARKING TICKETS AND WATCHING WESTERNS (ROBERT DUVALL ROCKS) I CAN READ LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS. LISTENING TO BON JOVI AND THE EAGLES.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Government
Message: message me
MSN: plutarch19@hotmail.com
Yahoo:  plutarch19
Member Since:
1/24/2005
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| I thought this was pretty funny.
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the
"Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2003, by
_______________________ and ______________ .
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e., Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6.
No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup,"
unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced
arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good.
8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get up, get dressed and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My cousin."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position -- the reason is less eye contact the better.
19. No glove, no love. Go home.
20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
21. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The
aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the
agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of
this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will
then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory
and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all
communications until you understand the rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
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| Well once again, shit is crazy. My life is crappy. I'm reading Harry
Potter. I spent 5 hours in Mandy's room Thursday night in tears. And
now there is a bunch of drama that I am the cause of. I just wish that
people would talk to me instead of trying to solve things through the
internet. I hate the internet. It makes things easier for some people
but those of us who hate it are simply fed up.
Blogs are written so that other people would read them. If you didn't
want others to read them, you would keep a journal in your room, not on
the internet. Seriously, talk to me. Don't slam your door when you know
I am walking by. I talked to Nikki last night. If you hadn't been in
your room I would have apologized to you as well. I know I was a dick.
I already talked it over with Nikki and we are cool. I didn't want to
bring up my problems in front of all three of you. You and Nikki went
out so I told Brittani. I would have told you but I was in tears for
the better part of 5 hours. I would have told you but Mandy told you
before I could. I asked her not to tell you but she did anyway. I'm
sorry.
I really don't know if this is about the other night when I was
ignoring everybody, even Mandy, or if this is about last night when I
was a dick. Just tell me in person. Don't leave a comment telling me
how you feel. Talk to me. I may need alone time every once in a while
but I don't now.
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| Well I am back. Mandy keeps giving me crap about not updating so I guess I will update this thing.
This whole semester has been crazy. I am taking 18 credits so I have
more than enough classes to keep me occupied. I also am working 20
hours a week giving parking tickets and booting cars, watch out losers.
I am also Mandy's boyfriend, or is Mandy my girlfriend, and that is by far the best thing that has
happened to me in a long time. I enjoy spending time with her, she
makes me smile. I feel warm and fuzzy when i am around her, although i
dont think feeling fuzzy is a good thing but thats beside the point.
I went to a Mos Alba meeting with Andrea, Brittani, and Mandy a while
back and that was kind of interesting. I was thinking that the majority
of the people there would be youngsters like my companions and myself,
but I was wrong. There are nerds, i mean people there that are in their
30's and 40's probably i little older. I love Star Wars more than most
people and I can out Star Wars Andrea any day of the week, but I think
that those old people are complete nerds.
I went to Chris B's house on Friday with Andrea, Brittani, and Mandy.
That was an interesting night. I went there with the intent to get
shit-faced and i definitely suceeded. The night started off with a few
shots, I had 4 in the first 3 minutes. Everything got progressively
worse after that. Chris made this thing called an 'Audio Smother
Fucker' and it was very cool, not to mention yummy. The biggest problem
with drinking alot is that you will get sick. After doing a tequila
shot, I needed a drink of water and that was a bad idea as it only
caused me to be sick. Andrea caught a part of my drunkedness on video
and that was very interesting to watch the next morning. Luckily I
threw up most everything in my stomach so I wasn't hungover the next
morning. But I did feel really bad all day.
That is about all I've done besides spend time with Mandy. I could talk
about that forever but i don't think anyone wants to read about me and
Mandy besides me and Mandy. So this is where I will sign off. I will
catch you crazy cats on the flip side for a fun ride. SMITH OUT!
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